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    Bodypaint

    With what little they show, they might as well have just put them in their normal uniforms.

    Animal link blogging!

    Chimps learn from video!

    Ant colony takes over the world!

    And this one's older, but: Baby hippo and its Tortoise step-father!

    Random Lyrics Thursday
    Blow Your Speakers by Manowar

    Wrote a letter to the M.T.V.
    What's goin' on now
    Don't ya care about me ?
    Sent the same letter to the radio, Ha!
    But my party went dead
    Like a shot in the head

    We all like it - Rock And Roll
    We all want it - on your show
    Play it loud don't play it low
    Blow Your Speakers with Rock And Roll

    We got lots of stations
    Around the nation
    And the stuff they're playin'
    It just ain't worth sayin'
    People want music to get'em movin'
    We don't want labels
    We want music on the cable

    Huge top-secret MAME cabinet

    You could probably get ten people around that thing. Puts mine to shame.

    And the children who lived in the shadow of the mean Toys R Us executive's building were the saddest children of all

    (Finally got back the ability to download pictures off my phone).

    Switcharoos

    Walmart - which currently encourages its employees to go on Medicaid so that it doesn't have to provide affordable health insurance - has just come out in favor of employee mandates that force employers to cover all employees. It's a move that has pro-health reform advocates scratching their heads. I'm not necessarily interested in the employer mandate; i just want a public option that will cover anyone who wants it. But it is a policy that is favored by most progressives, so it's interesting to see Walmart support it. The 'common ground' may be that it will be a likely strain on small businesses, which will be to Walmart's advantage in driving out the competition.

    Meanwhile, Joe Lieberman - who, when welcoming him back into the Democratic caucus, Harry Reid told us that he was a good Democrat on everything except the Iraqi war - has come out against the Public Option.

    So basically our enemies are our friends and our friends are our enemies. If we're naive enough to have believed that Lieberman was ever our friend, and if we don't suspect Walmart of having an ulterior motive.

    www.data.gov

    There's been a lot of (justified) mocking comparisons between Obama's call for greater government transparency during the campaign and his actions as president (continuing to use 'state secrets' and 'national security' to avoid releasing evidence in court cases, refusing to release the torture photos, keeping the White House visitor log a secret), but this looks like it could be a big deal.

    Jay Ackroyd at Atrios says:

    I spent the last two days at the Personal Democracy Forum. By far, the most important presentation came from the Obama administration's IT folks. They have created an engine for providing data feeds from Federal departments. It includes GAO and departmental data that drills down to the purchase order level. Adherence to budgets and schedules are part of the base system, as are both contractors AND the contact information for the official responsible for the project.

    It's live, it's beta, it's "iterative." They say they launched with 47 data feeds. Now it is over 100,000.

    Exciting! And hard to undo by a future administration.

    And here's a summary. This could wind up being almost as important as the Freedom of Information Act.

    You know it's true

    A comment* at Balloon Juice:

    also, the best comment I've seen so far regarding the Franken win is over at Wonkette:
    BREAKING: HARRY REID ANNOUNCES IT NOW TAKES 61 VOTES TO BREAK A FILIBUSTER

    *Yes, i'm quoting a comment quoting a comment.

    SuperMegaSpeed Reviews

    Just about every comic i collect came out since my last review, so lots to go through...

    Captain Britain and MI13 #14 - So last issue was a fake-out as expected. This issue picked up a bit but i still won't be sorry to see it go.

    Daredevil #110 - This book is consistently good but not awesome. Brubaker's original 'DD in prison' story arc was awesome. It's been good since then, but not spectacular like that first arc or his Captain America.

    Guardians of the Galaxy #15 - Only one little panel with Cosmo and Lockjaw, but it was a good panel. Between the Starhawk plot, the Warlock/Magus plot, and the plots related to the War of the Kings, there's a lot going on in this book, but it's handled well.

    Hercules #130 - A little bit too much of a 're-telling of old myths' issue for my tastes. The series is actually feeling a little directionless right now, tell you the truth. Could just be this arc, but i'm not sure where they're going or what this series is about right now. Plus you've got Armless Tiger-Man just standing around not biting anything or attacking any machinery with a hammer held between his toes. It's a travesty.

    Nova #26 - Still not loving the new Worldmind, but otherwise this is great. Well, let me bitch a little more. I'm not thrilled that they're introducing Gladiator's cousin as a Supergirl analogue. The original Imperial Guard were based on the Legion of Super-Heroes. It was kind of a throwaway gag. But they stuck and now we've got a Superman (boy?) level character running around. Which is just really unbalancing from a power-level perspective. And now they're introducing another one. Anyway, it's a good book.

    Secret Warriors #5 - I'm not sure when Gabe became such a hard-ass. Give him back his horn and maybe he won't be so cranky. It's nice to see the Howlers getting the spotlight this issue.

    X-Force #16 - I was going to say that this was actually pretty good, but then i got to the ending. And it seems like nothing actually gets resolved. We don't find out why the girl was so important. Bishop isn't stopped. Basically nothing's changed. These are Cable plotlines so i don't really care other than the fact that my series got interrupted for the crossover, but i'm not sure what the point of all this was.

    War of the Kings: Ascension #3 - Holy crap! Everything i knew about Darkhawk was wrong! That totally blew my mind!

    The Hood #2 - I'm going to need to see a timeline to figure out where this takes place relative to the Hood's complete defeat in New Avengers and his (totally different, in tone and logistics) meetings with the rest of the Dark Illuminati in this book and in Dark Avengers. But i'm enjoying this.

    Dark Avengers #6 - The cover shows Marvel Boy fighting either an alien or Venom. But Marvel Boy doesn't even appear in this issue. It's all good, though, because Harry Osborn rules. I see that he even defaced Tony Stark's entire collection of Iron Man armor, turning them all into Iron Patriots. Dick.

    New Avengers #54 - I'm ambivalent about the Doctor Strange/Brother Voodoo development, partially because Voodoo's new accent grates on me and partially because i know that Doctor Strange will go back to being the sorcerer supreme soon enough. I also think if there was going to be a new sorcerer supreme it would go to a new initiate, like Strange and Mordo were back in the day, not an established sorcerer. But Spider-man is funny and the Osborn/Hawkeye media war is a nice touch and overall this is still a great series.

    Captain America #600 - Ok, but didn't Cap also get sniped through the back of the head by Crossbones? I didn't really love the tribute/jam issue but i guess it's just something you have to put up whenever a series reaches a round number. The back-up stories were pretty atrocious. I'm all for getting Roger Stern writing something but get him a decent artist and stop with these weird stories about his supporting characters from the late 70s/early 80s. The Golden Age reprint was just awesome though. Man, you thought the Red Skull was a menace before, just wait till you've seen him now that he's learned archery. He was shooting everything with those arrows; opening his mail, turning on the television, oh, and murdering people. I enjoyed the cover gallery but it makes it clear that they're counting the first 60 or so issues of Tales of Suspense before Cap ever appeared there. That's not new (i didn't complain when i bought issue #300 off the stands back in 1984, so i can't complain now), but it shows you how arbitrary these anniversaries are.

    Lamest Coup Excuse

    Over the weekend the democratically elected president of Honduras, Manuel Zelaya, was taken out of power by the military. The AP article that first announced that ousting wouldn't actually call it a coup, and instead only said that the Zelaya was "calling it" a coup. The first sentence in the article also made the point of announcing that Zelaya was an ally of Hugo Chavez, as if that made it ok. So we knew from the beginning that this was going to be a weird one. The Obama administration has denounced the takeover but is also refusing to call it a coup.

    A website called BoRev.net (found via Digby) has compiled the weirdest of the coup-deniers and made a contest out of it. You can go there to vote for your favorite, but they're all pretty warped.

    • Candidate 1: Interim dictator Roberto Micheletti describes how he found himself in this new role: "I did not reach this position because of a coup. I am here because of an absolutely legal transition process."
    • Candidate 2: The WSJ's Mary Anastacia O'Grady describes the military overthrow as all part of a country's democratic system of "checks and balances."
    • Candidate 3: Ed Morrissey at Hot Air invents an awesome new concept. This was "less of a coup and more of a military impeachment."
    • Candidate 4: At the Corner, Ray Walser praised the way "Congress, the courts, and the military joined forces" in a "deliberate, bipartisan manner."
    • Candidate 5: Rick Moran at the American Thinker doesn't care if it's a coup, only who it serves: "Does the fact that the coup is in the interests of the United States even matter to our president?"
    Do they have attitude?

    Russian energy company Gazprom merges with Nigerian state energy company. The result: Nigaz.

    Hulk 'n' Beans

    The Hulk and i share a love:

    Random Lyrics Thursday
    Instant Club Hit (You'll Dance to Anything) by the Dead Milkmen

    Ooh, baby, look at you
    Don't you look like Siouxsie Sioux
    How long'd it take to get that way
    What a terrible waste of energy
    You wear black clothes, say you're poetic
    The sad truth is you're just pathetic
    Get into the groove just get out of my way
    I came here to drink not to get laid
    So why don't you just go on home
    'Cause if you want to moan you'll have to moan alone

    You'll dance to anything

    Don't try to tell me that you're an intellectual
    Cause you're just another boring bisexual
    "I met Andy Warhol at a really chic party"
    Blow it out your hairdo 'cause you work at Hardees
    80 pounds of make up on your art school skin
    80 points of I.Q. located within

    Know what you are? You're a bunch of ...
    Artfags! Artfags! Artfags! Artfags!
    Choke on this you dance-a-teria types!

    You'll dance to anything by The Communards
    You'll dance to anything by Book of Love
    You'll dance to anything by The Smiths
    You'll dance to anything by Depeche Mode
    You'll dance to anything by Public Image Limited
    You'll dance to anything by Naked Truth

    You'll dance to anything by any bunch of stupid Europeans who come over here
    with their big hairdos intent on taking our money instead of giving your
    cash, where it belongs, to a decent American artist like myself!

    fnordstitute*

    Min and i will be gone until Monday enjoying Nearfest, so we leave you with these words of wisdom:

    • We don't really have a lot of insight into what's going on in Iran, and the US taking an official position on it at this point can really only make matters worse.
    • If Obama is doing something that Bush used to do that we didn't like then, there's no reason to like it now. And if Obama is doing something that actively goes against a campaign promise, saying that he's only been in office for five months isn't a valid defense.
    • The Public Option is the compromise. We wanted Single Payer. So no more compromises.
    • One pound of beef is equal to 160 pounds of potatoes.
    • Marvel comics are awesome! But they'd be even better if they did it the way i say they should.

    *amalgam of fnord and substitute, not fnord and prostitute

    Headline: Jobless benefit rolls drop sharply to nearly 6.7M

    Context:

    But it's not clear whether recipients of unemployment insurance are finding new jobs or simply using up all their benefits, which typically last 26 weeks.

    "It is unlikely that new hiring has picked up in any meaningful fashion," Joshua Shapiro, chief economist with MFR Inc., a consulting firm, wrote in a note to clients. "More probable is that long-term unemployed are starting to fall off the rolls."

    Yaaay!!

    Random Lyrics Thursday
    Kyoto Song by The Cure

    A nightmare of you
    Of death in the pool
    Wakes me up at quarter to three
    I'm lying on the floor of the night before
    With a stranger lying next to me
    A nightmare of you
    Of death in the pool
    I see no further now than this dream
    The trembling hand of the trembling man
    Hold my mouth
    To hold in a scream

    I try to think
    To make it slow
    If only here is where I go
    If this is real
    I have to see
    I turn on fire
    And next to me
    It looks good
    It tastes like nothing on earth
    It looks good
    It tastes like nothing on earth
    Its so smooth it even feels like skin
    It tells me how it feels to be new

    It tells me how it feels to be new
    A thousand voices whisper it true
    It tells me how it feels to be new
    And every voice belongs
    Every voice belongs to you

    Whoodwin?


    The Physics Rappers
    vs.  
    The Young Cons

    No need to stop here. There's plenty more SuperMegaMonkey where that came from.