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She Wasn't Using Her Face Anyway

Face transplants.  Ew.  It's like that scene in Silence of the Lambs when Hannibal puts on that guys face (never saw the movie.  i just know things).  And the brain dead woman "donated" her face, did she?  What did they do?  Stand over her bed and say "Open your eyes for 'no' and close your eyes for 'yes'?"  I tell you what, if her neurons start firing at some point and she does wake up from her vegetative state, she's not going to be too happy.  No, sir.  She certainly won't be saying "Merci."  Oh, wait.  She hasn't got a mouth anymore.  Guess she won't be saying much of anything, then.  Mebbe if we're lucky, she'll "donate" some other stuff, like kidneys or lungs.  It's sure nice of her to use her body keep those bits fresh for us.

By min | December 2, 2005, 7:05 AM | Science