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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

A lot of people don't realize that we here at supermegamonkey are patrons of the fine arts. For example, the latest movie to be reviewed at Spored To Death Publishing was donated by us. And when i say donated, i mean, "we tried to watch this but it was so bad we had to turn it off, and we knew they were the only ones who would take it". And we didn't even make it to the luchador.

By fnord12 | May 15, 2006, 1:04 PM | Movies


You totally missed out. Want to try watching it again? I can definately say I've seen worse.

Much, much worse.

as juanderful as your review makes it out to be (and let me just say that the luchadore was definitely one of the selling points of this dvd), the prospect of making my eyeballs bleed again lacks a certain appeal.

Are you sure you didn't just have a small touch of Ebola last time? I don't think it was the movie, as my eyes are fine.