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Just one word of advice: When a state trooper says he is calling a tow truck, he is lying.

Also, if you drive a pick-up, keep a can of W-D40 and a hammer in the glove compartment, because someone thought it was a good idea to keep your spare under your truck so it can get permanently attached via a nice layer of rust.

By fnord12 | June 22, 2006, 7:40 AM | My stupid life


hahahaha. at least ur alive.

oh oh you need a cell phone.

oooh 2 cell phones. one satellite phone just in case.