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Can i have one, please?

By min | June 28, 2006, 2:02 PM | Ummm... Other?


they have those cars in europe. i remember when i was there i saw them and took a picture of one. i remember noting at the time how cool they were and why didnt we have these cars.

Given my luck with automobiles, there is no way I would be able to drive one of these things. I would be killed almost immediately. They would need the jaws of life to hose my remains out of the drivers seat into a rain gutter. It would be just like a cartoon, only I don't inflate myself after the SUV or Tractor Trailer crushes me to the thickness of a Wendy's Cheeseburger. I'll just be dead.

That's why I've decided that my next car will be a tank. I don't mean a large, gas guzzling American car. An actual F'ing Panzer tank. 23 tons of German engineered steel with a 75mm cannon to discourage people who double park and block the street. It'll also help when attempting to find parking in the lot behind the College Ave. Gym.

Go ahead. Cut me off. I dare you.

we checked out smart car dealership in mexico.. you can get it really cheap there. almost bought one.

spore of death is right. you instantly die in one of those should you get into a accident. plus people drive crazy in NJ, but nowhere near as bad as MD drivers. They are the most retarded people on the face of the planet. Also you should consider an M1A1. The puny shells from your Panzer would just bounce off of it.