I don't care how old this is. Call it a classic. Ninjas are sweet!

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Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

Have you seen "Ask A Ninja" on youtube.com?

Haven't you seen this before? Its been around for a long time. Had I known you had not heard of therealultimatepower.net, I would have sent you this information via ninja courier. The bad news is that a ninja courier might flip out and kill you before you get the message.

I personally like bit about commiting ninja suicide by swallowing a frisbee.