I tried to fly but i couldn't because i was a potato.
By min | August 15, 2006, 10:35 AM | My Dreams
They're not letting potatoes on planes now?!? What could a terrorist do with a potato?!?
he could make one of those clocks.
use it as ammunition for a potato gun
You want to know what a terrorist could do with a potato? Here's the list.
-Poor man's silencer. Now if he could only get his hand on a gun.
-Bludgeon. Only works for 3-4 hits. Bring a sack of potatoes.
-Paint potato black and threaten people with a lumpy hand grenade.
-Put potato in a sock and use like a flail/mace.
-Smuggle stolen technology inside a potato. Stopped by customs.
-Ask stewardess for a knife to cut potato, and then threaten others with a plastic knife.
-Gag that damn baby that won't shut up.
-Disguise potato as baby and use as hostage.
-If all else fails, use potato to smash through window and depressurize cabin.