My beard is growing in sideways
Last month i cut all my hair short, and my beard too, and now it's growing back in.
Except the beard is growing in at a 45 degree angle to my chin.
Isn't that a dwarven (or perhaps viking kitten) curse and/or inverted blessing? ("May your beard never grow sideways?") What did i do to offend?
By fnord12 | March 1, 2007, 5:38 PM | My stupid life
Why did I check to see who authored this post?