He's talking about his girlfriend!
Man, you've got to be pretty sure your girlfriend isn't going to find your website if you're posting stuff like this.
Here's the follow-up.
Oh, and this is all perfectly work safe, btw.
By fnord12 | June 5, 2007, 4:31 PM | Ummm... Other?
i see from his comments that what he's really bitter about is that he's not getting any.