And i don't even have any.

Abigail Taylor was severely injured Friday when she sat over an open drain hole in a wading pool at the Minneapolis Golf Club. ... Taylor said as Abigail was getting out of the pool, she fell.

"She more or less blacked out, she passed out, fell face-first onto the pool decking," he said. The family thought it was a seizure.

An ambulance rushed her to Children's Hospital in Minneapolis. Several hours later a surgeon said Abigail was lucky to be alive.

"The suction had caused a two-inch tear in her rectum and had basically disemboweled her by pulling out her small intestines, almost all of it," said Taylor.

Her father said a search of the pool filter turned up Abigail's intestine.

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Abigail will have to be fed intravenously for the rest of her life and will have to have a colostomy bag.

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You can all thank my sister this. *shudder*

Your sister manufactures defective pool drains? That's just evil.

I've been trying to introduce the phrase 'cunt lips' into common parlance. For example, a particularly gutsy woman could be described as having 'quite a set of cunt lips.' Or, someone who is reluctant to go out with friends can be described as 'needing to be dragged out by her cunt lips.'

I apologize for nothing.

Ignore him. He's just trying to mess with our blog rating.

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So I checked out this blog-rating thing you posted. First I put in SuperMegaMonkey to see what would happen. Turns out you guys have an "R" rating.

Then I did mine. To my absolute amazement, my blog is rated "NC-17". I can't help but feel a little proud of this.