China's Shaolin Temple, the cradle of Chinese kung fu, is demanding an apology from an Internet user who said its monks had once been beaten in unarmed combat by a Japanese ninja, Chinese media reported on Friday.

"The so-called defeat is purely fabricated, and we demand the Internet user to apologise to the whole nation for the wrongs he or she did," the Beijing News said, citing a notice announced by a lawyer for the Shaolin monks.

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1. I also demand that you apologize for all the wrongs you've done and condemn your horrible deeds.
2. Shaolin monks have lawyers???
3. I will destroy your Kung Fu

Forget all that nonsense, where are the monkey ninjas?

i heard we're not allowed to have them cause they just throw poops and then you have to clean up the mess.