Who's familiar with the Island of Dr. Moreau? How many of you said to yourself, "Uh...Doc? That is such a bad idea."? Well, because you were all total slackers and didn't get yourselves influential positions in the British government, the rest of us are fucked.

The government's fertility regulator today agreed in principle that scientists should be allowed to create human-animal embryos for medical research.

Dr Lyle Armstrong of Newcastle University's Institute for Human Genetics called the decision "excellent news".

"It is a positive outcome, not just for our work but for the progress of British science in general, and we hope that this will lead to new technologies to benefit everyone," he said.

I don't know what the hell kind of science this guy's practicing, but the only "new technologies" i can think of are jackal people who will hunt us down and eat our flesh. Jerks.

How else are we supposed to ensure that the future will have "Werewolves of London"?

Who are you, Jeph Loeb? You think wolves and jackals are the same thing?

I think that the ghost of Warren Zevon would haunt you, if he didn't hate that song so much.