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Earth 2

They found a planet that is very much like Earth.

It's about 1 1/2 times the size of our planet and has perfect conditions for water. It might even have life on it.

It's pretty clear what our next step is. Invade the planet, claim it for our own, and exploit its resources. If the population objects to this, we can explain it to them by dropping free copies of Atlas Shrugged attached to Daisy Cutters on their anti-free market asses.

By min | October 18, 2007, 11:15 AM | Science


Comments

I believe that it violates the Geneva convention rules against torture to attach a copy of Atlas Shrugged to anything that will be used as a weapon. Including another copy of Atlas Shrugged.