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« I Am Teh Awesome | Main | Earth 2 » Hepped Up On MucenexFor those of you who love that xkcd so much, i bring you The Cutest: More examples of injustice as a man texting while driving gets hit by a freight train but suffers no fatal injuries. Delf said officers believe he was driving faster than the 35 mph speed limit as well as using his cell phone to send a text message. She said he tried to brake for the train, but it was too close. Another guy assaults his 81-year old father with a hammer so that he can put him in a nursing home, freeing him up to return to India. "He was under a belief, we don't know why, that you can't go straight into a nursing home without being in the hospital," said Chief Deputy District Attorney Steve Wagstaffe. "He thought, 'I can overcome that problem. I'll put him in the hospital.'" The Hammer of Justice could not be reached for comment as she and Juicy Carmichael (kick) were out on a case. Sources close to The Hammer say that she is most definitely against elder abuse. And for some random news on Catholics, we've got the Knights Templar and Elvis worshipping. God, i wish i'd taken some Mucenex this morning before coming to work. By min | October 17, 2007, 11:09 AM | Ummm... Other? CommentsI like the juxtaposition of cuteness with the most vile stories that you could find in the news. You can keep the cat pictures. More bunnies! There is a rumor that evil never dies...I think your above news about cellphone wackjob and the good son prove that. Yes "Evil Never Dies", but its very hard to understand. Especially when the plot synopsis is so badly written. Check it out here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0355427/plotsummary Juicy Carmichael (kick) keeps getting drunk dialed by her various foes. "Keeps"? "Foes"?!?!?! dildo |