Me: Do you have enough power in you to do one last thing? Can you unlock the gate to the city?
Dying Fairy Princess: I cannot. You know i have sworn to never do anything that would directly harm my people.
Me: If you don't do this, we won't be able to defeat the Shadow King, and all your people will die.
Dying Fairy Princess: I... will try.
Me: Alright, you people. We're all out of weapons but we've got to storm the city. Here's the deal. Each of the fighters, get one of the carnivorous apes on a chain. Hawkeye, stand in front of them and taunt them. As soon as we get that door open, Hawkeye, you go charging through the city, and the fighters will let the apes loose to chase you. That ought to cause enough of a distraction. You fighters then sneak up behind any guards and hit them and take their weapons. The rest of you get off to the side. There's a guardhouse on the other side of the door, to the left. After the apes are loose and any leftover guards are taken out by our fighters, we run to the guardhouse and re-stock on weapons. I see that some of you aren't listening to me; you're just sort of milling about talking to each other. That's fine, but we're sticking to the plan and no one is going to be around to protect you if you're off doing your own thing. Alright, people, let's do this!

I am awesome in my dreams. Just like in real life.

You guys keep posting about your dreams... do you guys want to be psychoanalyzed or something? Wait, that gives me an idea. Give me a minute, I think I left my fake grey beard around here somewhere...

From the desk of Dr. Zigmund Fraud,

Ya, ya, I zee zat you are having zome veird dreams, ya? OK, now ve zycho-analyze ze dreams and zee vhat zhey say about you, ya? Firzt off, we take a look at ze chained-apze zat attack ze people. Ze apze reprezent your reprezzed aggrezzion towardz otherz. Next zere are ze peoplez milling about, ya? Zhey reprezent your interpretation of how ozer people view zhingz zhat are important to you. Ya? You feel mizunderztood, ya?

Ze dying fairy princezz reprezentz your need to juztify your aggrezzion, which you feel you need to place into ze context zo ozhers can understandz it, ya? You alzo note an authority figure, a hero type perzon, ya? Zomeone you look up to?

Now that ve have disguzzed your dreamz, ve vill need to be talking about my fee. I vill zend you ze bill, ya? Do you have an inzurance plan? Ze zycho-analyziz can be very expenzive. But don't worry, after a vew dozen more zezzionz ve vill be able to vork out all zheze problemz.

i'm happy to pay any fee if you'll use the money to buy some more consonants.

Nine, nine. Iz interpretive, ya? You muzt readz it aloud for ze full effect.