The magician. Not the Dickens book. He walked through the Great Wall of China. He made the Statue of Liberty disappear. That guy.

Well, he isn't doing so well nowadays.

A federal grand jury in Seattle is investigating allegations by a Washington state woman who said she was raped, assaulted and threatened by magician David Copperfield at his private island in the Bahamas in July, at least three federal law enforcement officials have confirmed.

How do you go from Claudia Schiffer to this?