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Santa Molested

A woman on crutches was a little too free with her Christmas spirit.

"The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted," police Detective Lt. Thomas Michael said of the complaint.

Sandrama Lamy, 33, of Danbury, was charged with sexual assault and breach of peace in the weekend incident. She was released on a promise to appear in court on Jan. 3.

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Police did not give the name of the disconcerted Santa, but they said he is 65 and felt badly because children were waiting to see him. "He was apparently shocked and embarrassed by the whole incident," Myles said.

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She must have practiced or something. Perched on the guy's lap, holding your crutches, and still managing to find just the right spot to covertly cop a feel? That's talent.

By min | December 19, 2007, 8:46 AM | Ummm... Other?


Comments

it'd have been funny if she touched him and he shoved her off his lap. i'd laugh. but i guess that goes against the trying to get some good karma. oh well. it'd still be funny.

This would be very funny. We should stalk malls to see if this happens. and if it doesn't we should throw bibles at them. And donuts.