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« Whoodwin? | Main | Hobbit Movie Out of Limbo » Santa MolestedA woman on crutches was a little too free with her Christmas spirit. "The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted," police Detective Lt. Thomas Michael said of the complaint. She must have practiced or something. Perched on the guy's lap, holding your crutches, and still managing to find just the right spot to covertly cop a feel? That's talent. By min | December 19, 2007, 8:46 AM | Ummm... Other? Commentsit'd have been funny if she touched him and he shoved her off his lap. i'd laugh. but i guess that goes against the trying to get some good karma. oh well. it'd still be funny. This would be very funny. We should stalk malls to see if this happens. and if it doesn't we should throw bibles at them. And donuts. |