As if we didn't have enough problems in this country
Lock your doors!
By fnord12 | February 28, 2008, 3:08 PM | Ummm... Other?
Holy mother of God! They're coming! I told you. I told you all! Those toothy bastards are on to us! My god, I need to read that section on marine-life stings so that when the sharks attack me with their jelly-fish whips I'll know how to handle the venom.
You all laughed at me when I said the Croc Hunter was the beggining of the great marine invasion. Who's laughing now? Who, I say, who?
Damn, I really need to read that section on how to avoid shark attacks! You never know where or when they'll be lurking about. Should I stay in the water? Should I get out of the water? Should I jump out of the boat and into the water? Are the sharks lurking behind the local liquor store waiting to mug me? I just don't know. If only Roy Scheider were still alive. He'd know what to do.
Damn, we're screwed.
i love gummi sharks!