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Worst Marvel Civilian Names

Silver Surfer - Norrin Radd
Ghost Rider - Johnny Blaze
Ringmaster - Maynard Tiboldt
Fixer - Norbert Ebersol
Firelord - Pyreus Kril
Werewolf By Night - Jack Russell
Black Bolt - Blackagar Boltagon

Honarable Mention: The Black Widow's real name is Natasha Romanova. That's not bad in itself, but in her first appearance she was teamed up with the Crimson Dynamo whose real name is Boris Turgenov. Boris and Natasha? C'mon, guys.

By fnord12 | February 25, 2008, 11:52 AM | Comics


You made up Blackanator Boltagon. Don't pretend you didn't. It's like when House, MD called Foreman "Blackpoleon Blackapart". (Also? Not a great way to hide your identity as the Black Bolt.)

But for the record? Maynard Tiboldt would go on my list of the BEST Marvel civilian names.

i *wish* i had made up the name Blackantor Boltagon. I truly do.