Baghdad/Space Cog/Analyst

You'll never guess who informed-uh
It was Craig and Steve
The stool pigeons, cha-cha-cha-cha...

Guest informant-uh, guest informant-uh
Guest informant-uh, guest informant-uh

I followed the colonel to the cheap hotel-uh,
I tapped the beds-uh
I wired the phones as well,
Colonel Boggs Maroley was his mantle
Had not counted on
I had not counted on

Guest Informant-uh, guest informant-uh
Guest Informant-uh, guest informant-uh

I've been split on, I've been touted on,
Had not counted on, I had not counted on

Guest Informant-uh

Baghdad/Space Cog/Analyst

In the burning scorch-uh of another Sunday over
The miserable Scottish hotel-uh,
Resembled-uh a Genesis-uh or Marillion-uh, 1973 LP cover
All the hotel staff had been dismissed-uh,
It was me-uh, the Hoover, and the O. A. P.s
Asked-uh: Could he turn killer?
Thought-uh: could I kill him?
Pondered-uh: Or is he itinerant-uh?
But I guess he's just a cog analyst

Baghdad/Space Cog/Analyst.

Guest informant-uh, guest informant-uh
Guest informant-uh, guest informant-uh

I could not comprehend, I couldn't understand
Had not counted on, I had not counted all

Guest informant-uh, guest informant-uh
Guest informant-uh, guest informant-uh

I've been split on by a first-grade moron-uh
And I had not counted on, I'd not counted on

Guest informant-uh, guest informant-uh
Guest informant-uh, guest informant-uh

I've been let down-uh, by a first-grade moron-uh
And I could not comprehend, Had not counted on

Guest informant-uh, guest informant-uh
Guest informant-uh, guest informant-uh

Hoop! Hoop! Hoop! Hoop!