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Miss Hawkins said she got dressed at 7.30am and arrived for work at the Holiday Inn Norwich North, near Norwich International Airport without noticing anything unusual.

"When I was driving to work I felt a slight vibration but I thought it was just my mobile phone in my jacket pocket," she said.

It was not until her lunch break, at midday when she felt a strange movement inside her bra, which had been hanging on her washing line the previous night.

"I plucked up the courage to investigate and I pulled out a little baby bat. I just lost my breath when I saw it and I did not know what it was at first," she said.


The bat in the photo is huge. I'm hoping that's not the same bat she had sitting in her bra for 5 hours cause if it is, one has to ask, why was there so much extra space in her bra?

By min | July 8, 2008, 3:54 PM | Ummm... Other?


also, one would have to ask, why she mistook a rubber bat for a real one.

I think you need to get your eyes checked. That bat is rubber...damn, Josh beat me to that joke.

i would have noticed if i hadn't scratched this hole in my skull.

That hole in your skull is obviously a result of indulging in too much panda porn. You'll go blind next. Blind; just like a bat.