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How Wall Street Journal reporters do their research.

I challenge you to read this and be able to resist the urge to self-lobotomize.

This "research" was later cited in a Maureen Dowd editorial, but that's somewhat less surprising.

Guess i'll do a little research of my own. Does anyone out there think that John McCain has had too many organs replaced by alien super-biologists to be president? Please let me know. Thanks!

By fnord12 | August 5, 2008, 12:12 PM | Liberal Outrage


Yes, aliens have replaced too many organs in John McCain for him to be an effective president (even 1 is 2 many, and he's had at least 4 replaced, alien gall bladder? eww!). I don't think I could vote for him given this fact.

What? Aliens can make replacement organs? Sign me up. I have a liver that's gonna need replacing pretty soon.

That aside, I'd probably still not vote for McCain. Not for the alien organs, but for other stuff.

I hear he eats babies.