I Hate Walking Fish
By min | August 25, 2008, 12:24 PM | Ummm... Other?
Do you want to still be a fish? Then quit your whining.
we already made it out. can't they stay in? it's not like there's tons of room up here for them anyway.
But if we get a new specials walking around, the South can reinstate slavery.
What, you made it out so you're better than they are??
we already made it out. can't they stay in? it's not like there's tons of room up here for them anyway. -min
You're right. America is already building a huge fence to keep out people from other countries, but what about undesirable fish? Don't you know that these fish will steal low paying American jobs, commit violent crimes and leech off of our welfare system...
Oh, wait. I'm sorry; there are actual leeches on line at the welfare office, sucking blood out of people while they wait for free money.
The point is America, we already have enough land based fish in our country, and we don't need any more. That's why I'm supporting a bill to build a giant fence around America to supplement the current fence already in construction... a fence that covers every beach and river in the US.
I know, I know, tourism will suffer. But we can recoup those lost dollars with ridiculous amounts of off shore drilling, which we can use to pay for the water fence. It's a win-win situation... unless you're a land walking fish.
You're not a land walking fish, are you?