We're going to Vermont
And we might not come back.
you know, everytime we tell them about us going away, we end up having a crappy time and coming back. i think they're doing it. i think they're making sure our vacations are miserable, because they can't bear to live life without our super witty and informative posts to keep them entertained.
DAMN! They know! Everyone put all the stuff back! They've figured out our plot! Send the ducks back to the farmer and see if you can get a refund for all the grease we purchased. Put all the disguises back too, we won't need them. And I was gonna be a travelling Amish brush salesman this time too! Damn it all!
Ohhh... If you only knew what we had in store for you on this trip! Next time! We'll get you next time!