"Mom, I tore a big hole in the convertible."

Are you going to tell them in that same rhyme scheme? Like this maybe?

You tore a big hole in your convertable top.
What will you tell your mom and pop?
"Hey there", I said to Mom and Pop.
"I tore a big hole in the convertable top."

And then they hit me.

I wanna hear Caravan with a drum solah!

not that it makes a heck of a lotta difference to ya.