If you saw this image pop up on your dashboard on your way to work (ok, if you saw a version of it that didn't look like it was drawn by a drunken child), you might think to yourself, as i did, "Hmmm. I wonder what that means? Something with the power steering fluid, maybe? Too bad i took the car manual out of the glove compartment to make room for the GPS. Oh well, i'll check it out online when i get to work."

In truth, that symbol means BREAK FAILURE IMMINENT! Which, really, would suggest a whole different set of reactions.

you haven't had a tire issue since 2006. i think you should go and apologize to God.

blowouts:

#1

and

#2

He was working on it. I just got a call from the mechanics, and in addition to the brake issue they're reporting that the tires are about to split open. God is smart; he even knew that we've switched cars.

buy a new truck. it's cheaper than fixing the one you currently have.

This is all happening with the Jetta.

If buses or other public transportation are unavailable to you, or unappealing I suggest you get a couple of horses. Or possibly camels, but they don't like the cold.

You can even collect the methane that they produce to run a generator. Just ride a horse to work! Come on, when was the last time you heard of a horse having its brakes fail?

buy a new jetta. it's cheaper than fixing the one you currently have. than buy a eee pc with the savings.

i think spored is in the pocket of Big Methane and nsxt290 is in the pocket of Big Shopping.

these two have pushed these memes before.

Horses aren't allowed on 287.

Are you sure that isn't the DARTH VADER IMMINENT symbol? I'm pretty sure it is.

How can you NOT be a fan of big methane? You're Vegan after all. Think of all the money you guys would save on Bean-O, not to mention heating your home for free.

Sure, the tubes might be a bit uncomfortable at first, but it's all to save the Earth... like Godzilla in the old monster movies where he fought the pollution monster. You'll be just like Godzilla... but with tubes.