Where tofurkeys really come from
Enjoy your Thanksgiving. We will be on SuperMegaVacation until December 8th, and i will actually be away the week after that, meeting my new corporate masters in San Francisco.
You should have gone with a spore based alternative. Check out number three on this list of awesome stuff that you get from fungi:
So how did that meeting with the new corporate masters go? Are they great tentacled beings from beyond? Or just people?
Most insidiously of all, they're just very nice people. Which i'm sure is all part of their plan.
Bastards. How dare they!