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Tips for not giving me your filthy swine flu

Modeled after this AP article:

  • Cover your damn mouth when you sneeze.
  • Stay away from me.
  • Keep spending money. Keep buying pork products. Let's not further destroy the whole economy just because you're sick.
  • If you get sick, don't go to the hospital. Just stay in your homes and die quietly.

By fnord12 | April 27, 2009, 2:44 PM | Science


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"If you get sick, don't go to the hospital. Just stay in your homes and die quietly."

that one's true for all cases.

Also if someone you know has swine flu, or if you suspect someone has swine flu you should take great care to shoot them in the head and destroy their brains. Its only a matter of time before they die and come back to life as zombies.