So, at work, there's a bin by the door to catch the newspapers that get dropped through the slot. Everyday i walk by this bin and grab the papers. For 3+ years now, i've done this. And i've always noticed this piece of paper sitting in the bin, but didnt' think much of it. Figured it was just some random piece of paper that fell in. I finally took a look at it the other day.

Ok, WTF? A sign that starts off with the words "Danger" and "lasers"should not be casually dropped in the newspaper bin. It should be hung up somewhere with a giant blinking arrow pointing at it.

As soon as i figure out where these fiber optic cables are being used, i'm gonna go stare into one.

is that supposed to be read danger as an adjective to describe the lasers or "Danger! Lasers in use..." with poor use of punctuation? because if it is the former, i want to know what the hell a danger laser is.

You want danger lasers, baby? I'll give you danger lasers!

well, it has been close to 2 days now, where the hell are they?

They are right in front of you. You must not be able to see them due to the serious eye damage.

well, that seems like a problem that solved itself. NEXT!