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Dear Customer!!!

It's email gold. Just make sure you get to the last paragraph. It totally breaks down at that point.

Dear Customer!!!
We have been waiting for you to contact us for your Confirm able Package that is registered with us for shipping to your residential Location. We had thought that your sender (United Nations) gave you our contact Details. It may interest you to know that a letter is also added to Your package.

We understand that the content of your package itself is a Bank Draft worth of $1,500,000.00 USD (1.5 Million Dollars), FedEx does not ship money in CASH or in CHEQUES but Bank Drafts are shippable. The package is registered with Us for mailing by United Nations Humanitarian Affairs and UNESCO for educational developmental program globally. We are sending you this email because your Package is been registered on a Special Order.

For your information, the VAT & Shipping charges as well as Insurance fees have been paid by your Colleague before your package was registered. Note that the payment that is made on the Insurance, Premium & Clearance Certificates, are to certify that the Bank Draft is not a Drug Affiliated Fund (DAF). This will help you Avoid any form of query from the Monetary Authority of your country.

However, you will have to pay a sum of $115.00 USD to the FedEx Delivery Department being full payment for the Security Keeping Fee of the parcel Been registered by your colleague, FedEx Company as stated in our privacy Terms & condition page. Send your Postal address, telephone and your name In full this is mandatory to reconfirm your Postal address and telephone. Please note that packages are not shipped nor delivered on Saturday, Sunday and on holidays. If your order has been placed on any of these days, Then it may be shipped the following business day.

Kindly complete the below form and send it to the FEDEX DELIVERY POST
With the below informations. This is mandatory to reconfirm your
Postal address and telephone numbers.


FULL NAMES:

TELEPHONE:

POSTAL ADDRESS:

SEX:

CITY:

STATE:

OCUPATION:

COUNTRY:


FEDEX DELIVERY POST

Email: fedex_courierservce@w.cn

Phone number: +234-703-674-0997

Contact Person: Tom Robert.


**ALL PACKAGES ARE SIGNATURE REQUIRED.

If you have any other questions or concerns,

Please feel free to contact us between

Monday - Friday: 9:00am - 9:00pm EST

Saturdays: 10:00am - 5:00pm EST

Sundays: 10:00am - 4:00pm EST

Have a great day!


Federal Express Co-operation.

FedEx Online Team Management.

All rights reserved. © 1995-2011.

I love that the hours for calling are in EST but i'm given an international number to call. And that email address looks totally legit. I'm sending my $115 USD in cash right now. I'm including my SSN and bank account info for just in cases.

By min | July 31, 2011, 3:19 PM | My stupid life