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In direct contrast to the ball-hugging Ex-Girlfriend jeans Levi's came out with last winter, three brothers from Newark, NJ bring you the jeans that were meant to sag.

Our patented concept consists of high quality jeans that sag naturally. Our boxers are attached to the waistband of our jeans by snaps. The underwear are detachable and removable. The three rows of snaps are designed so consumers can sag their SAGZ JEANS at different levels without having to constantly pull up their pants, resulting in more time to be active, express themselves and show their SWAG.

According to the website, one of the brothers noticed people were having trouble being active because they kept having to pull their pants up.

"They're holding their pants up not being able to play sports, basically being unhealthy because of the attire they were wearing" Mark Davenport said.

Yes, that's right; it was their pants falling down that kept them from being healthy. I suppose it never did occur to any of these active sports lovers that they could mebbe put some pants on that fit and worry about being stylish when they were done being healthy.

By min | August 5, 2011, 2:00 PM | Ummm... Other?