Every year, my wife and I devote the month of November to convincing our children their plastic dinosaur figures come to life while they sleep.

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But they still won't play golf!!

I'm pretty sure our stuffed animals come to life whenever we're asleep or out of the house.

On a side note, i object alot to how much food they wasted just to create these scenarios. I think they could have achieved the same objective without ruining perfectly good food. Do i need to bring up starving children in this very country?