Friend Bob won't release his similar, but not personally tragic, story, but at least we have this.

(I want the world to know that i am linking to the Keven Drum re-blogging of this instead the original article because the original article automatically starts playing a video, because people that run news websites are morons.)

1) I don't have a blog.
2) the salsa from Friday's dinner leaked out of the plastic container and across my table, staining the letter
3) you tell me how to release my salsa letter and I'll do it.

Mmmmmm salsa letter.