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Crazy Shit People on Facebook Told Me Today

1. Two words. Eyelash perming. This is a thing that people (women) do. They make kits for it. It's crazy.

It's a perm. For your eyelashes! So that you don't have to spend all that time every morning curling them manually. The alternative would be to stop curling your lashes, but i guess that's just too absurd to even consider.

2. Tomato-dispensing robot for joggers.

First off, 18lbs is completely not what i would categorize as "wearable".

And if you've somehow tricked me into doing something as stupid as running, you'd better not be feeding me tomatoes. I want french fries or butterscotch krimpets coming out of that dispenser! Why the hell would i want my robot to dispense tomatoes?!

By min | February 25, 2015, 11:19 AM | Ummm... Other?