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Halloween Recap

Horror movies watched in the past two weeks
Sorted from best to worst (with some protest from fnord, who would move Howling 2 higher up):

  • Addams Family
  • Son of Dracula (1943)
  • Dracula's Daughter (1936)
  • Gremlins
  • To the Devil a Daughter*
  • Gremlins 2: The New Batch**
  • The Howling
  • The Howling 2: Your Sister's a Werewolf*

*Featuring Christopher Lee
**Featuring Christopher Lee holding a giant genetically engineered soybean pod

It might not be a soy bean, but shut up.

Best lines from kids

  • Winner, from a young kid to fnord (and fnord was NOT wearing a costume): "I watch you on TV every day."
  • Runner up, in response to being handed a piece of candy: "I already GOT this one."
  • Honorable mention: Projectile Coughing Elmo

Lessons learned

  • Halloween being on a Saturday doesn't really mean that you need to buy more candy.
  • You should always subtract 2 years from a bag of candy's expiration date. So if a bag of Peanut Chews says it expires in April 2016, the candy is probably already as hard as a rock.
  • The mom in the original Gremlins movie is clearly ex-CIA, and she should get her own movie.

By fnord12 | November 1, 2015, 10:00 AM | Movies & My stupid life


Comments

the mom in Gremlins is the only saving grace for that movie. but it was so awesome, it pretty much tied with To the Devil a Daughter.

if i could, i would put the Howling and Howling 2 lower on the list. like 20 or 25. not even Christopher Lee could save that movie.