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Dear Chinese Restaurants

No one - and i really mean no one - likes water chestnuts. Sure, some people tolerate them or don't mind picking them out, but many loathe them and no one actually likes them. I just thought you should know.

By fnord12 | April 19, 2007, 9:28 AM | My stupid life | Comments (5)| Link

Who robs banks anymore?

This happened right near here. There were tons of cop cars everywhere on the way home from work.

By fnord12 | April 6, 2007, 12:16 AM | My stupid life | Comments (2)| Link

Devil Geese

The car behind me got rear ended. It got rear ended because the car behind them didn't notice in time that we were stopped and unmoving. We were stopped and unmoving because a goose was crossing the street and i didn't want to hit it. Note that we were completely stopped already when the second car rear ended the first. I did not stop short. I saw that the goose was going to be in my path and slowed down gradually. I had just taken my foot off the brake to start going again when i heard the tires were screeching. I didn't stay since i wasn't actually involved in the accident.

Then, as i'm getting on the exit ramp to get off the highway, i see two more geese crossing from the side of the road onto the highway. Meanwhile, there's a truck/SUV behind me. And most of the jackasses coming down this ramp are going 60mph despite the red light at the end of it, so i didn't think my chances of him slowing down and not hitting me were very good. Luckily, there was enough of a gap between the two geese that i had a clear path with no chance of hitting them unless one of them decided to charge at me.

So, on top of almost getting hit on Tuesday, i think mebbe someone's trying to tell me something.*


*there were no geese involved in Tuesday's incident.

By min | April 5, 2007, 9:21 AM | My stupid life | Comments (1)| Link

Protecting you from Ted Nugent's naked wife

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By fnord12 | April 4, 2007, 7:09 PM | My stupid life | Comments (1)| Link

It's Just Manners

I really don't think it's asking too much to expect a courtesy flush every once in a while. I really don't.

By min | April 3, 2007, 2:52 PM | My stupid life | Comments (1)| Link

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