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The Proper Way to Eat a Mango

I'm posting this here so that i will forever be able to find this comic.

Although, i prefer to stand over the sink in case of drippage. And it's a good idea to roll up your sleeves first.

By min | November 20, 2015, 10:20 AM | Comics & My stupid life | Comments (1)| Link

Three words that are perfect together

Living Butter Lettuce

By fnord12 | November 19, 2015, 6:48 PM | My stupid life | Comments (1)| Link


When i first went vegan, you could have tofu, you could have tempeh, or you could shut up. Nowadays you can buy three varieties of vegan egg nog. And of course we bought all three.

They might be using the word 'original' a little liberally.

I never even had eggnog before i went vegan.

By fnord12 | November 8, 2015, 2:24 PM | My stupid life & Vegan Vittles | Comments (0)| Link

Halloween Recap

Horror movies watched in the past two weeks
Sorted from best to worst (with some protest from fnord, who would move Howling 2 higher up):

  • Addams Family
  • Son of Dracula (1943)
  • Dracula's Daughter (1936)
  • Gremlins
  • To the Devil a Daughter*
  • Gremlins 2: The New Batch**
  • The Howling
  • The Howling 2: Your Sister's a Werewolf*

*Featuring Christopher Lee
**Featuring Christopher Lee holding a giant genetically engineered soybean pod

It might not be a soy bean, but shut up.

Best lines from kids

  • Winner, from a young kid to fnord (and fnord was NOT wearing a costume): "I watch you on TV every day."
  • Runner up, in response to being handed a piece of candy: "I already GOT this one."
  • Honorable mention: Projectile Coughing Elmo

Lessons learned

  • Halloween being on a Saturday doesn't really mean that you need to buy more candy.
  • You should always subtract 2 years from a bag of candy's expiration date. So if a bag of Peanut Chews says it expires in April 2016, the candy is probably already as hard as a rock.
  • The mom in the original Gremlins movie is clearly ex-CIA, and she should get her own movie.

By fnord12 | November 1, 2015, 10:00 AM | Movies & My stupid life | Comments (1)| Link

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