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Obscene Teddy

Starfaith is responsible for sending me this obscenity. And now i share it with you.

By min | March 31, 2008, 2:42 PM | Ummm... Other? | Comments (0)| Link


By fnord12 | March 20, 2008, 9:56 AM | Ummm... Other? | Comments (0)| Link

That's Right! You Can't Top Jersey!

From TPM:

Sworn in today, New York Gov. David Paterson (D) has admitted in an interview that during a rocky period in his marriage to his wife Michelle, between 1999 and 2001, he carried on an affair with another woman -- probably a wise admission given the circumstances surrounding his predecessor's political demise.

But I have to say that Paterson will have to do better than this thin gruel to make his mark on the landscape of tri-state governors. In fact, the competition seems to be escalating even in recent days.

In 2004, Jim McGreevey resigned as Governor of New Jersey after admitting to an affair with his dubiously qualified homeland security advisor, Golan Cipel, and coming out as a "gay American." Then last week former Gov. Eliot Spitzer (D-NY) significantly upped the ante by admitting to being a habitual user of extremely high-priced prostitutes. But over the weekend, despite having left the political game, McGreevey engineered the revelation of the fact that, while still professedly heterosexual in the years just before winning the governorship, he and his wife, Dina Matos McGreevey, routinely engaged in threesomes with a young McGreevey staffer. Still more lurid, the trysts usually began with Friday night dinner at TGI Friday's.

This most recent news would seem to put McGreevey back firmly in the saddle in the regional gubernatorial shagstakes. And Patterson appears to realize he simply cannot compete.

By min | March 18, 2008, 12:12 PM | Ummm... Other? | Comments (0)| Link

You Said It Would Never Happen

But you were totally Wong. Har har.
(Wow, i should be punished for that.)

By min | March 17, 2008, 4:29 PM | Ummm... Other? | Comments (2)| Link

Damn Straight, You Don't Get In The Bed With Dirty Feet

A Chinese bride burned her new husband to death after he got into bed after a drunken argument without washing his feet, state media reported on Wednesday.
"At about 10 p.m., Luo watched her husband get into bed without cleaning or washing his feet. In a fit of anger and intoxication, she set fire to the sheet he was sleeping in," the report said.

"When he awoke, the two began fighting before a very drunk Wang collapsed. As fire engulfed the bedroom. Luo escaped to the living room, leaving her other half to burn," it added.


I admit that burning him alive might have been a bit extreme, but he should have known better.

By min | March 17, 2008, 11:51 AM | Ummm... Other? | Comments (0)| Link

Who You Gonna Call?

Prolly not these guys.

Something strange going on in your neighborhood? You may want to give Brooklyn Ghost Investigations a call. For $20 an hour, the group of self-proclaimed paranormal investigators offers to go to your house to help chase away whatever goes bump in the night.
The group, which claims to have honed its spooky craft by watching such TV shows as "Ghost Hunters" and "Paranormal State," has one client: a man who said he saw two apparitions in his apartment.

Cicconi and another member of the group, Sergio Ocasio, 20, went to the man's house and waited until 3 a.m. to catch a glimpse of the ghosts.

"I caught something on tape," Cicconi said. "It looked like two lights moving around, like the spirits were playing with each other."

He said they used a homemade Ouija board - often used in seances to supposedly talk to the dead (or undead) - to coax the bogeymen to leave. But it didn't work.

"Sometimes, spirits are afraid to talk or to show themselves to us," Cicconi explained.

Not that i don't believe in ghosts. I'm chinese. Ofc i believe in ghosts. We are a superstitious lot. But these guys sound pretty lame. Dancing lights? pfft. I certainly wouldn't trust them to help me with a tree spirit that sucked out my life essence with its hideously long tongue. And yes, trees in china have tongues. Obliviously. Duh.

By min | March 5, 2008, 1:58 PM | Ummm... Other? | Comments (1)| Link

My Mom Was Right

She always suspected the people writing the bible were smoking doobies.

High on Mount Sinai, Moses was on psychedelic drugs when he heard God deliver the Ten Commandments, an Israeli researcher claimed in a study published this week.

Such mind-altering substances formed an integral part of the religious rites of Israelites in biblical times, Benny Shanon, a professor of cognitive psychology at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem wrote in the Time and Mind journal of philosophy.


Moses was probably also on drugs when he saw the "burning bush," suggested Shanon, who said he himself has dabbled with such substances.

Thinking always ruins religion. Why can't people just accept God did it and leave it at that?

By min | March 5, 2008, 1:51 PM | Ummm... Other? | Comments (0)| Link

I'm Back

And you all get to pay for it. Oddly Enoughs time!!!

No, I'm from Obama!

Hundreds of residents in the sleepy Japanese fishing port of Obama sang and danced on Wednesday to try to cheer up Barack Obama after his winning steak in the U.S. presidential primaries stalled.
Around the town, businesses are selling everything from T-shirts, fish burgers and cakes to chopsticks with Obama's name.

Residents anxiously watched television showing victories for Hillary Clinton among Democrat Party voters in Ohio and Texas, where losses could have forced her out of the White House race.

By min | March 5, 2008, 1:46 PM | Ummm... Other? | Comments (0)| Link

Sleestack in a haystack


By fnord12 | March 4, 2008, 8:52 AM | Ummm... Other? | Comments (0)| Link

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