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Oh Sears Wishbook, How We Miss You

What the hell happened to the goddamned Sears Wishbook? Was it Toys 'R' Us? Is it their fault? Damn you, Toys 'R' Us!

Damn youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!

By min | December 18, 2008, 2:39 PM | Ummm... Other? | Comments (2)| Link



Why It's Important to Keep a Spare

From the Detroit Free Press

A Dearborn man learned this morning that when you handcuff your wife to the bed, you make sure you know where the key is first.

Dearborn Police officers responded to a call at 7:15 a.m. today by the man requesting help, Sgt. Ray Patrick said. They had to use a universal key to free the woman.

"I think it was more of an intimate relationship than an unlawful imprisonment," Patrick said.



By min | December 12, 2008, 3:51 PM | Ummm... Other? | Comments (0)| Link



'Cat'-Astrophe? Really?

I don't know what's worse. The gross factor of this story or the awful puns run amok.

OSTON (AP) -- Me-ouch! Veterinarians on Tuesday performed an unusual surgery to reattach the face of a cat they believe was injured by a car's fan belt, probably because she tried to stay warm under the hood.

Edgar, a 4-year-old long-haired feline, went missing from her home in Winthrop for three days last week. When she finally came home, her owner found her in her litter box -- with part of her face dangling from her head.

''When her owner saw her face, she passed out,'' said Elizabeth Kendrick, a surgical technician at Angell Animal Medical Center.

The owner, who asked not to be identified, recovered from the shock and rushed Edgar to an animal hospital.

Remarkably, Edgar suffered no major blood loss nor any permanent nerve damage from her accident. She just needed to have her facial skin stitched back on during an hour-long surgery, according to veterinary surgeon Michael Pavletic.

Me-ouch? *roll eyes*


By min | December 10, 2008, 11:20 AM | Ummm... Other? | Comments (3)| Link



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