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What Link Was Actually Looking For in Those Pots

Link (ha! link! get it? zing!)

Australian police have seized a record half a tonne of the drug ice and heroin worth up to A$500m (£335m) hidden in a shipment of terracotta pots from Thailand.

Ganon prolly kidnapped Zelda because of a drug deal gone bad with Link. Threatened to sell her into white slavery unless he got his merchandise. Link runs around the world desperately trying to locate the heroin, but in the end, has to off Ganon to save Zelda and himself. And that's why video games are bad for you.

By min | July 31, 2012, 12:39 PM | Video Games | Comments (0)| Link

You must be this strong to bear these arms

I guess Justice Scalia was interviewed at Fox News over the weekend, where he laid out his criteria for the 2nd Amendment.

WALLACE: What about... a weapon that can fire a hundred shots in a minute?

SCALIA: We'll see. Obviously the Amendment does not apply to arms that cannot be hand-carried -- it's to keep and "bear," so it doesn't apply to cannons -- but I suppose here are hand-held rocket launchers that can bring down airplanes, that will have to be decided.

WALLACE: How do you decide that if you're a textualist?

SCALIA: Very carefully.

Serious Sam begs to differ, Scalia.

By fnord12 | July 30, 2012, 1:51 PM | Liberal Outrage & Video Games | Comments (0)| Link

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