I drive a VW Jetta. It has a 14gal gas tank. It's not unusual for me to pay $35 to fill up my tank. I can't tell you how much it warms my soul to read this in the Guardian Weekly:

Exxon Mobil set a new corporate profits record, chalking up annual figures of $36.13bn, 42% up on the previous year despite $18bn spent in share buybacks.

The price on a barrel of oil may keep going up, but luckily ExxonMobil is gouging you, the consumer, so much that it more than makes up for their increased expenditure.

I feel another CITGO plug coming on...

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