Why can't i choose Landscape vs. Letter right there on the freaking Print page? Why do i have to go to an entirely separate function altogether? And why isn't it smart enough to know that if i've got something selected and i hit the print icon, i don't want the whole 90 flarbing page document? And why can't it stretch whatever i'm printing to be the size of the paper i'm printing it on? I hate you, Excel, and one day i will defeat you.

You want my theory on this incident? Racoons. The guys in the truck are racoons who have transformed themselves to look like humans and steal money from the nuclear power plant to feed their families.

I found out about it in this documentary.

So do I win the hat?

you win nothing because you commented on the wrong post!

this is going on your permanent record.

Actually, i think he's explaining why Excel is so stupid. Damn racoons.

If you can rid me of those racoons, i'll make you as many hats as you want.

The racoons have little to do with Excel, as racoons are not fond of spreadsheet programs.

As for Excel, the reason is because the program calculates the page breaks for your spreadsheet. Adjusting the page breaks is actually pretty easy, and usually a good idea before you print anyway. And you can stretch or shrink what you want to print to fit to the page in the page setup section (its actually called "fit to (x) page(s) by (x) page(s)"). I think you need to give Excel another chance because if you cross over to Access you run the risk of permanently disassociating the data in your columns and saving it that way. Which is how I lost a month's worth of data.

Wait, I have a permanent record? What's in it? Am I like a delinquent now?