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WEST MILFORD, N.J. Jun 9, 2006 (AP) A black bear picked the wrong New Jersey yard for a jaunt earlier this week, running into a territorial tabby who ran the furry beast up a tree twice.

Jack, a 15-pound orange-and-white cat, keeps a close vigil on his property, chasing small animals when he can, but his owners and neighbors say his latest escapade was surprising.

"We used to joke, 'Jack's on duty,' never knowing he'd go after a bear," cat owner Donna Dickey told The Star-Ledger of Newark for Friday's newspapers.

Neighbor Suzanne Giovanetti first spotted Jack's accomplishment after her husband saw a bear climb a tree on the edge of their northern New Jersey home's back yard on Sunday. Giovanetti thought Jack was simply looking up at the bear, but soon realized the much larger animal was afraid of the hissing cat.

After about 15 minutes peering down at the cat from the tree, the bear descended and tried to run away, only to have Jack chase it up another tree.

At this point Dickey, who feared for her cat, called Jack back home and the bear scurried back to the woods.

"He doesn't want anybody in his yard," Dickey said.

By fnord12 | June 16, 2006, 5:15 PM | Ummm... Other?


I told you there were bears.

PS.. there's a much better picture of this escapade over at adorablog: http://www.adorablog.org/2006/06/national_geogra.html

I think the key in this concept is that the cat is from New Jersey. This might be some gang, or possibly mafia related cat. Perhaps the cat had a concealed weapon. You never can tell with cats. One minute they love you and you have a can of tuna in your hand. The next thing you know you wake up next to an empty can of tuna and a tiny baseball bat with a splitting headache.