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« Through the Nose | Main | Sting & the Police » Just sayin'Link: As Congress begins to tackle the causes and cures of global warming, the action focuses on gas-guzzling vehicles and coal-fired power plants, not on lowly bovines. By fnord12 | February 21, 2007, 2:39 PM | Liberal Outrage CommentsNo, no, no, no, no! You've got it all backwards! This isn't something we want to eliminate! This is a natural, renewable resource that we should explore as an alternative to oil. Think about it: methane is a flammable gas that delivers more heat per mass than any other complex hydrocarbon, and is relatively clean burning, producing one molecule of Carbon Dioxide and two molecules of Water. According to Wikipedia, researchers are currently working on ways to effectively create methanol from methane, which could then be used to power automobiles. This method would simultaneously reduce emissions from cars and the backsides of cows. The nitrous oxide could likewise be harvested and sent to dentists around the country. What is it with these scientists? Does no one want to get their hands dirty and figure out a way to utilize this immense pile of resources that we have at our disposal? When are they going to just roll up their sleeves and do the dirty work to free our country from our dependence on foreign oil while simultaneously protecting the environment? I think that the president should make an example, by personally leading the way in the field, hunting for new renewable sources of energy. In fact, I feel that we should not only look to cows, but to other animals as well as potential sources of alternative fuel. I have no doubt that many creatures, whether they walk on 2, 4, or 6 legs are great producers of methane. Are we all not, at least a little bit, full of it? This said, I will now turn my attention to the meatloaf I have neglected in the pursuit of bringing this potential life saving gas to you, the captive American public. Let us hope that this wake up call, this revelry, loudly trumpets in a new age of clean burning fuels. There are not many times when I can say I totally called something and it went down exactly as I predicted. But just like the end of Dracula 3000: Infinite Darkness, I totally called this one! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7499067.stm |