Go here. Something about the Japanese army, something something, icons, something something, and then, suddenly: Spider-Man fighting ninjas, and a cowboy, and giant ninjas, and giant robots. Yes. This is our purpose in life.

is that villain with the cape and the weird metal eyepiece thing covering half his face supposed to be Dr. Doom?

where the hell are my slippers that have "beautiful, human life" written on the toes?

You think you've seen weird and crazy stuff from Japan? Check this out. It runs on Cartoon Network on Saturdays. I dare you to watch it. Your head will explode.

oh my god.. i've seen that.. i still can't get all the syllables correct..

The first 3 and last 3 syllables are grouped. The middle one is like a pause to catch your breath.