Last month i cut all my hair short, and my beard too, and now it's growing back in.

Except the beard is growing in at a 45 degree angle to my chin.

Isn't that a dwarven (or perhaps viking kitten) curse and/or inverted blessing? ("May your beard never grow sideways?") What did i do to offend?

("Artist's" rendition)

Why did I check to see who authored this post?