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« March 2007 | Main | May 2007 » April 30, 2007Speed Reviews Mighty Avengers - very cool. I'm liking the two timelines and the reference-heavy story line. And i'm happy to see Ultron in full Oedipus mode. Daredevil - well-written and fun, even if it feels like its the 10th time i've seen the "is gladiator guilty?" storyline. Fantastic Four - great. We've known that Black Panther has a "Galactus contingency plan" since the Priest run; now we get to see what it is. This book is well written, funny, well paced and just plain good. Glad to see McDuffie back at Marvel and in such a big way. But i'll be a little disappointed if Gravity's more-or-less unique powers get replaced with more generic "protector of the universe" type powers. And why are these big floating planet-heads always picking blond haired, blue-eyed guys to be protectors of the universe? By fnord12 | April 30, 2007, 1:55 PM | Comics| Link Marvel Monthly Sales Also from P O'B, here's Marvel's sales for March. By fnord12 | April 30, 2007, 1:54 PM | Comics | Comments (16) | Link Agree or Disagree? Tarantino's always been big on film references, or the outright recycling of ideas from other people's films. But in Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction and Jackie Brown, he uses them to tell a story. The references and homages in those films are never allowed to overshadow the main point of the film. They're either easter eggs, or source material where Tarantino has found a good plot point or storytelling idea that he decides to recycle. This is fine. Kill Bill, on the other hand, I have real trouble with. It's still got a lot going for it, but watching that film, I'm left with the impression that Quentin Tarantino wants to show me his video collection for three hours, and he's going to hit me repeatedly with a sledgehammer until I agree that it's just fantastic. Kill Bill isn't much good, judged as a story. It doesn't have the great dialogue of the earlier films. It works as a visual spectacle, but that's about it, unless you find the mere quoting of films to be an absolutely thrilling way to spend an evening. I don't much like it. Grindhouse sounds alarmingly like more of the same, only much, much worse. I can't honestly say I've got the slightest interest in seeing it. He got away with this once with Kill Bill, but gimmicky homages are a dead end in the long run. By fnord12 | April 30, 2007, 1:53 PM | Movies | Comments (6) | Link
Due Process Too Bothersome It's amazing that what with Gonzales getting his feet put to the coals over the firing of the U.S. Attorneys, the Justice Department has the balls to demand anything at all. I shouldn't be surprised at this point, but i can't help being amazed at the amount of shamelessness these people have. Under the proposals, filed earlier this month in Washington DC, lawyers would be restricted to just 3 visits with an existing client, correspondence they send to their clients would be vetted by military intelligence officers and government officials would be empowered to prevent lawyers from having access to secret evidence used by military tribunals to decide whether the prisoners were "enemy combatants". Meanwhile, a long running hunger strike protesting conditions in the prison is still going on at Gitmo. The inmates have been force-fed thru their noses with tubes, which i've read is quite painful and really just another form of torture. Let's re-state that these are people who have been locked up in Guantanamo, or some other military prison, for years, with no charges brought against them and no trial. Yet the military insists they're so dangerous and conspired agaist the U.S. Well, if they did, let's hear the evidence and get them tried and convicted. Unless, you're not done torturing them for a forced confession. The Spanish Inquisition wasn't really that long ago, was it? By min | April 27, 2007, 3:29 PM | Liberal Outrage| Link
Warrior in Woolworth's He's the rebel on the underground Warrior in Woolworth's Warrior in Woolworth's By min | April 26, 2007, 11:43 AM | Music| Link Stupider Than An American - Almost My lovely sister sent this to me today. Flocks of sheep were imported to Japan and then sold by a company called Poodles as Pets, marketed as fashionable accessories, available at $1,600 each. She was crestfallen when told it was a sheep. One couple said they became suspicious when they took their "dog" to have its claws trimmed and were told it had hooves. Let's just say, for argument's sake, that you have no clue what a sheep looks like. How do you not know what a dog is supposed to look like? And that it doesn't have hooves?! I say "almost" because i think the stupid things we've done and believed over time has accumulated and far surpasses even this idiocy. Let's not forget the cashier who accepted a $200 bill with Bush's face on it. Or, WMD. Now, that's a good one. Update: By min | April 26, 2007, 11:36 AM | Ummm... Other? | Comments (6) | Link We Are Dancing In The Square The French can make anything sound pretty. Even German. By min | April 26, 2007, 8:37 AM | Music & Ummm... Other?| Link
F*$#ed Up S@%t What the hell is wrong with people that after all these years after they figured out that smoking during pregnancy causes developmental and health problems pregnant women are still smoking? Now you know why the younger generation seems so stupid. They had stupid parents. I get that quitting is hard for most people. If you can't manage to quit, don't get pregnant. It's pretty selfish to know you can't stop smoking but insist on having a baby anyway. It's fine to inflict it on yourself, but not fair to the baby. And if you're that selfish, wtf are you doing having kids? Birth control in the public water supply. Please. And this i got this from nsxt290: The drug, repackaged into a chewable, beef-flavored tablet to be called Reconcile, was officially approved by the Food and Drug Administration for the treatment of separation anxiety in dogs in conjunction with behavior modification training, the drug maker said on Wednesday. Yes, ladies and gentlemen. Beef-flavored treatment for your pet's separation anxiety. If you sedate them, they won't tear up your bed sheets and poop in your shoes. Brilliant. I hate people. By min | April 25, 2007, 3:26 PM | Science | Comments (1) | Link Just In Time For Summer Now that it's warm out and the sun sets later, people are starting to break out the bbq grills. Well, here's a wet blanket for ya. "Excessive intake of fried, broiled, and grilled foods can overload the body's natural capacity to remove AGEs," Dr. Vlassara notes, "so they accumulate in our tissues, and take over the body's own built-in defenses, pushing them toward a state of inflammation. Over time, this can precipitate disease or early aging." Once AGEs enter the body, it becomes more difficult to get them out, especially as people age. It wasn't bad enough that getting a greasy burger or ribs would clog your arteries and kill you that way. Now it's got to give you diabetes and Alzheimer's, too. Nice. One way to lower your AGE intake? Steam, boil, and stew your food. Who would have thought the Irish and English would have something to teach us about cuisine? Lucky for you, all i grill are non-animal products. You're so welcome. By min | April 25, 2007, 12:19 PM | Science | Comments (3) | Link Egg Which Moves Itself And Burns I was watching the History channel last night. The program was Ancient Discoveries: Machines of the East. It rewled. It was all about these amazing machines that were built in the 13th century. Water wheels, time telling devices that could be used anywhere, fireproof clothing, a clock that's almost like a perpetual motion machine. The trebuchet! I love the trebuchet. But the most awesome thing they invented was a torpedo. It was previously thought that torpedoes weren't used until the 1800s but in fact the Muslims had created a device that is pretty much a torpedo. They called it the "egg which moves itself and burns". I wish i could find the computer simulation of the torpedo in action that the History channel used. Here's a picture of what it might have looked like, at any rate. ![]() They got a model builder to make a scale model based on the notes they found. He tested it, and it really did work. They would use it in naval warfare, basically. The front end has a pointed shaft which punctures the hull of a ship on impact. Then it explodes. I don't know why they never did stuff like that in school. Physics would have been way more exciting if we went out to lakes to blow shit up. I don't know how engineers from the 13th century compare to modern day engineers, but i do know that i've yet to see a civil engineer design a stormwater system that can handle 2 days of rain without flooding. Watching stuff like this always makes me want to be an engineer again. But then i remember that you don't actually get to do this stuff in your job. Also, i'm a slacker. By min | April 25, 2007, 9:59 AM | Science | Comments (1) | Link
Movie Hulk Gray....Mebbe starfaith IM'd me this morning with the latest Hulk movie tidbit. The rumor being circulated is that he might be gray this time round. It's not much to go on. He could just have been tossing out words with "new" in front of them to stress how much this movie will not be like the Ang Lee one (sorry, Ang Lee. i really really like your chinese language films and wish you would make more of those instead). The color might not really be all that new. Perhaps a different shade of green... And even if he is gray, i don't think they're talking about Gray Hulk considering Avi Arad described his as being the "heroic Hulk". I think we all know that Gray Hulk was not anything close to heroic. Plus, to couple that "heroic" line with "a kind of Hulk we loved in the show" and you're definitely not talking Gray Hulk. I hope they don't talk about this movie so much that i get sick of it before it even comes out like i'm already sick of Spider-man 3. Ugh. By min | April 23, 2007, 1:35 PM | Comics & Movies | Comments (3) | Link
The latest in D&D recaps By fnord12 | April 22, 2007, 10:40 AM | D&D| Link
Since i'm linking to things... If you haven't seen this yet, now's the time. Halo's Master Chief vs. Samus from Metroid. I got bored during the middle but it is worth watching to the end (including past the credits) as things get... interesting. By fnord12 | April 20, 2007, 1:47 PM | Video Games| Link Nutmeg is how Captain America goes down Also from Joshua: Here's someone who actually takes the time to actually play with his toys. By fnord12 | April 20, 2007, 1:43 PM | Comics | Comments (1) | Link Joshua delivers teh awesomeness Even though the white board with gridlines is working out pretty well, these are still really cool. Don't be surprised if i wind up with a couple of these kits, that's all i'm saying. By fnord12 | April 20, 2007, 1:37 PM | D&D | Comments (2) | Link Bees Disappearing Joshua'll be happy. According to estimates from the US Department of Agriculture, bees are vanishing across a total of 22 states, and for the time being no one really knows why. Domestic bees are essential for pollinating some 90 varieties of vegetables and fruits, such as apples, avocados, and blueberries and cherries. "The pollination work of honey bees increases the yield and quality of United States crops by approximately 15 billion dollars annually including six billion in California," Brandi said. California's almond industry alone contributes two billion dollars to the local economy, and depends on 1.4 million bees which are brought from around the US every year to help pollinate the trees, he added. In cases of colony collapse disorder, flourishing hives are suddenly depopulated leaving few, if any, surviving bees behind. The queen bee, which is the only one in the hive allowed to reproduce, is found with just a handful of young worker bees and a reserve of food. Curiously though no dead bees are found either inside or outside the hive. The fact that other bees or parasites seem to shun the emptied hives raises suspicions that some kind of toxin or chemical is keeping the insects away, Cox-Foster said. Those bees found in such devastated colonies also all seem to be infected with multiple micro-organisms, many of which are known to be behind stress-related illness in bees. Scientists working to unravel the mysteries behind CCD believe a new pathogen may be the cause, or a new kind of chemical product which could be weakening the insects' immune systems. The finger of suspicion is being pointed at agriculture pesticides such as the widely-used neonicotinoides, which are already known to be poisonous to bees. Another theory out there is cell phones. It's possible that cell phone radiation affects the bees' ability to navigate. They get lost and can't find their way back to their hive. Every spring and summer we get mebbe one or two bumblebees visiting our flowers (don't recall seeing honeybees). They're really cute. Big and fat and fuzzy. And i'm always concerned for them when i see wasps or yellow jackets around. Wasps and yellow jackets are super aggressive and there seem to be so few bees around as it is, i'm afraid soon the more aggressive insects will chase them all away or kill them off. Now i have to be concerned that they can't find their way home either. By min | April 20, 2007, 11:37 AM | Science | Comments (2) | Link
Way to go Mr. Microphone So sure we were on something Rain and snow our engines have been receiving And to the one you thought was on your side Lemon Pie Deck the halls I"m young again So sure we were on something By fnord12 | April 19, 2007, 9:33 AM | Music| Link Dear Chinese Restaurants No one - and i really mean no one - likes water chestnuts. Sure, some people tolerate them or don't mind picking them out, but many loathe them and no one actually likes them. I just thought you should know. By fnord12 | April 19, 2007, 9:28 AM | My stupid life | Comments (5) | Link
My goodness, someone is feeling inadequate Whatever you do, don't tell him about this. It's all he's got left. By fnord12 | April 18, 2007, 1:20 PM | Liberal Outrage | Comments (2) | Link Sega Making Marvel Games Sega has made a deal with Marvel to create games based on Thor, Hulk, and Capt. America. They've already had a deal to make an Iron Man game. The Iron Man movie comes out in May 2008, Hulk in June 2008. Sega plans on having the titles ready to launch at about the same time. The article goes on to mention Sega's past "failures" with the Saturn and Dreamcast and Sega Sports (isn't that the game adam loves so much?) and how it's a switch that Sega is going with licensed material instead of their usual strategy for making original content. It also brings up how EA usually does licensed stuff like Harry Potter and Superman and LOTR. Having seen bits of these games in commercials, i have to say, i hope Sega does a much better job than EA did because those games looked awful. Marvel video games in the past have been pretty good. Marvel vs Capcom comes to mind for one. And recently, Ultimate Alliance. Let's hope Sega doesn't mess things up. By min | April 18, 2007, 11:23 AM | Comics & Video Games | Comments (2) | Link
Nawt-un! My lovely sister just informed me that Ed Norton will be playing Banner in the new Hulk movie. The firm has also confirmed the movie, to be released on 13 June 2008, will be directed by Louis Leterrier whose credits include The Transporter. The film will focus on Hulk alter-ego Bruce Banner, who is on the run, and his efforts to cure the condition which transforms him into the green monster. The scriptwriter is Zak Penn, who penned the X-Men sequels. I don't actually recall the first movie being serious. Although, we did watch it almost entirely in fast forward, so it's possible we missed out on all the seriousness. However, I'm hoping that "serious" is a euphemism for "god awful". We liked the X-Men sequels well enough. The Transporter was light-hearted fun for the whole family. It could work. Although, I'm having some trouble picturing Edward Norton huge, green, and wearing purple pants. Speaking of purple pants, you know what the favored attire of Fin Fang Foom is? Purple diapers. By min | April 17, 2007, 1:54 PM | Comics & Movies | Comments (3) | Link
I Don't Understand The man, whose name was not released, was found after officials resumed a search of the house on Long Island, just east of New York City. Debris mixed with human and animal waste was piled high in every room, some all the way to the ceiling. Helen Bushwick was found Thursday evening, located by her feet and her moans, when volunteer firefighters responded to the two-story house, in a tidy upper- middle-class neighborhood, after relatives told police they could not reach her. "A six-foot pile of rubbish collapsed on her and trapped her in there," Erik Kinney, a volunteer firefighter, said of Bushwick. Six feet is about 185 centimeters. There was garbage -- "cans, boxes, clothing, papers, whatever you can collect in every room, some spots to the ceiling, some three feet to the ceiling," Kenney said. "Feces -- raccoon, possum and human" were found in buckets and in the trash. "The stench was very strong, as you can imagine," he added. The house will be boarded up, and the woman's relatives will be allowed to go through the contents. Afterward, the buildings department will assess whether the structure is sound. This article just raises more questions than it answers. Why was there feces and garbage piled 6 ft high in this woman's house? If she had relatives who were concerned enough to call the fire department after not being able to reach her, how is it that they didn't know she was living in these conditions? How could anyone living next door to her not have complained to the health department about the smell? And what NY firefighter uses the word "rubbish"? By min | April 16, 2007, 12:10 PM | Ummm... Other? | Comments (1) | Link Speed reviews Iron Man - i like the idea of someone providing all these unrelated terrorist groups with bizarre high-tech gear, and it's cool that they're bringing the Mandarin back, but what i really liked was watching Tony keep pushing off the meetings and then finding out it was because he couldn't face the family of dead SHIELD agents. I especially liked Dum Dum's observation that Stark runs SHIELD like he runs a corporation and it's been working except when it's a military organization, people die. That's high quality stuff and i was surprised to find it in what's felt like a mediocre book so far. Punisher - good concept of people taking up and misinterpreting Captain America's mantle, but the pacing sure could pick up. The first half - SHIELD tries to capture the Punisher but fails - didn't need to take up the majority of the book. Black Panther - ugh, something about the dialogue just doesn't work for me. i guess i'm used to Priest's BP so this guy sounds way too casual, but this may actually be closer to the Roy Thomas BP in the Avengers. This was OK but i don't need it going forward. The bit with the alien bugs in the beginning was pretty funny though, and i'd like the political stuff if it was delivered a little differently. Avengers - really cool. I like the two timelines catching up with each other and the idea of these Avengers being on the run is nice. Dr. Strange is a badass. It feels a little out of synch to see Brother Voodoo show up here in such a different context than in Black Panther, but that's no big deal. The art is growing on me, too. By fnord12 | April 16, 2007, 11:50 AM | Comics | Comments (2) | Link
It's Ok I just want you to know, i checked all the blogs and nothing happened today that you need to be outraged about. So feel free to just relax and play a video game or something. By fnord12 | April 12, 2007, 5:06 PM | Liberal Outrage| Link They Think Of EVERYTHING! E-VER-Y-THING! Hard boiled egg molds! It's brilliant! Who knew you could mold your hard boiled eggs? The Japanese, that's who! I love bento accessories. By min | April 12, 2007, 1:19 PM | Ummm... Other? | Comments (3) | Link A bullet from the back of a bush took Medgar Evers' blood. A South politician preaches to the poor white man, The deputy sheriffs, the soldiers, the governors get paid, From the poverty shacks, he looks from the cracks to the tracks, Today, Medgar Evers was buried from the bullet he caught. By fnord12 | April 12, 2007, 9:37 AM | Music| Link
Hey Peter Sanderson, keep your Elder God/Pokemon hate to yourself
Marvel continuity historian Peter Sanderson, describing his experience at comic-con: High overhead still floated the malevolent elder god Cthulhu in his guise as a balloon of Pikachu, draining America's youth of their life energies and taste in cartoon art. One Comic-Con landmark that was hard to miss was the unearthly, unspeakable menace of H. P. Lovecraft's elder god Cthulhu, which hovered above the heads of unsuspecting convention attendees, and was once again disguised as a giant version of Pikachu from Pokemon. Don't these fans realize that the reason that Cthulhu/Pikachu wears that blissed-out smile is that he is just about to suck out their brains? Can anyone stop his march to world domination? By fnord12 | April 10, 2007, 5:12 PM | Comics | Comments (3) | Link
Have you been in any peace marches? I presented my credentials from the Marine Corps to a very polite clerk for American Airlines. One of the two people to whom I talked asked a question and offered a frightening comment: "Have you been in any peace marches? We ban a lot of people from flying because of that." I explained that I had not so marched but had, in September, 2006, given a lecture at Princeton, televised and put on the Web, highly critical of George Bush for his many violations of the Constitution. "That'll do it," the man said. By fnord12 | April 9, 2007, 2:30 PM | Liberal Outrage | Comments (1) | Link "Life slowly starts to choke the poetry out of us" Here is an interesting article in the Washington Post (thanks, julia). They got Joshua Bell, one of the world's best violinists, to play incognito in a metro station during rush hour to see how people would react. A half-minute later, Bell got his first donation. A woman threw in a buck and scooted off. It was not until six minutes into the performance that someone actually stood against a wall, and listened. Things never got much better. In the three-quarters of an hour that Joshua Bell played, seven people stopped what they were doing to hang around and take in the performance, at least for a minute. Twenty-seven gave money, most of them on the run -- for a total of $32 and change. That leaves the 1,070 people who hurried by, oblivious, many only three feet away, few even turning to look. Now, fnord12 would point out the elitist subtext that goes on throughout this article. The not quite said opinion that these people rushing by just weren't cultured enough to know they were in the presence of greatness. It is certainly hinted at by phrases such as the one describing this particular metro station as being "more plebeian than most". Or how about the premise of the experiment: would ordinary people recognize genius? It even states that you shouldn't be too quick to "label the Metro passersby unsophisticated boobs," as if this would be the default reason for people not recognizing the rare treat they were being exposed to. During rush hour. It's definitely there. I can't argue with him about that. But i feel that the writer redeems himself in the rest of the article. I feel that although this is the first explanation they come up with, they come to realize that it's not that people are "uncultured" or "unsophisticated boobs" but that they are busy and rushed and have no time to take notice of the beauty around them. First, he brings up a very important point. Context. "Let's say I took one of our more abstract masterpieces, say an Ellsworth Kelly, and removed it from its frame, marched it down the 52 steps that people walk up to get to the National Gallery, past the giant columns, and brought it into a restaurant. It's a $5 million painting. And it's one of those restaurants where there are pieces of original art for sale, by some industrious kids from the Corcoran School, and I hang that Kelly on the wall with a price tag of $150. No one is going to notice it. An art curator might look up and say: 'Hey, that looks a little like an Ellsworth Kelly. Please pass the salt.'" He also gives an example of what really is going on in people's minds when they're trying to get to work on time. "I had a time crunch," recalls Sheron Parker, an IT director for a federal agency. "I had an 8:30 training class, and first I had to rush Evvie off to his teacher, then rush back to work, then to the training facility in the basement." This is prolly typical for most people. They haven't got time to stop and listen to music no matter how beautiful. It's not about how cultural they are, it's about the daily grind. It's about how our society is structured in such a way that we have no choice but to focus on rushing from daycare to work back to daycare to home to extracurricular activities then back home again to collapse before tomorrow's routine starts. It's about how this ridiculous way of life chokes the poetry out of us. It's consumerism pushed on us to keep us numb to the fact that insanity of 9-hr/day jobs plus commute is depressing. A hundred feet away, across the arcade, was the lottery line, sometimes five or six people long. They had a much better view of Bell than Tindley did, if they had just turned around. But no one did. Not in the entire 43 minutes. They just shuffled forward toward that machine spitting out numbers. Eyes on the prize. Happiness is only a few lucky numbers away! Don't stop now! Fnord12 says i see this because i'm sympathetic to this idea. But it's not exactly the message the people at the Washington Post got. This article just misses the mark of total redemption. They understand that people are missing out on life because they're too busy to take the time out to appreciate the beauty around them. What they don't get is that people are too busy not by choice but by necessity. If you've got the good paying job, you're prolly expected to put in 50 hours a week. If you've got the crappy paying job, you're prolly working 2 jobs to make ends meet. And this on top of any family obligations and commuting. So what little time is left after that is most likely spent on housekeeping and sleep, not attending $1000 concerts. In 2 places, there's mention of how it would be different in another country. A crowd would stop to listen. More people would recognize the person playing. This isn't because there's something wrong with the people here. There's something wrong with the structure of our society. By min | April 9, 2007, 1:19 PM | Music | Comments (2) | Link More alarmists The research suggests that the transformation may already be underway. Much of the region has been in a severe drought since 2000, which the study's analysis of computer climate models shows as the beginning of a long dry period. The study, published online in the journal Science, predicted a permanent drought by 2050 throughout the Southwest - one of the fastest-growing regions in the nation. The data tell "a story which is pretty darn scary and very strong," said Jonathan Overpeck, a climate researcher at the University of Arizona who was not involved in the study. Richard Seager, a research scientist at Lamont-Doherty Earth Observatory at Columbia University and the lead author of the study, said the changes would force an adjustment to the social and economic order from Colorado to California. "There are going to be some tough decisions on how to allocate water," he said. "Is it going to be the cities, or is it going to be agriculture?" Seager said the projections, based on 19 computer models, showed a surprising level of agreement. "There is only one model that does not have a drying trend," he said. Philip Mote, an atmospheric scientist at the University of Washington who was not involved in the study, added, "There is a convergence of the models that is very strong and very worrisome." For the U.S., the biggest problem would be water shortages. The seven Colorado River Basin states - Colorado, Wyoming, Utah, Nevada, New Mexico, Arizona and California - would battle each other for diminished river flows. Mexico, which has a share of the Colorado River under a 1944 treaty and has complained of U.S. diversions in the past, would join the struggle. Inevitably, water would be reallocated from agriculture, which uses most of the West's supply, to urban users, drying up farms. California would come under pressure to build desalination plants on the coast, despite environmental concerns. "This is a situation that is going to cause water wars," said Kevin Trenberth, a scientist at the National Center for Atmospheric Research in Boulder, Colo. "If there's not enough water to meet everybody's allocation, how do you divide it up?" Officials from seven states recently forged an agreement on the current drought, which has left the Colorado River's big reservoirs - Lake Powell and Lake Mead - about half-empty. Without some very wet years, federal water managers say, Lake Mead may never refill. By fnord12 | April 9, 2007, 1:15 PM | Liberal Outrage & Science | Comments (8) | Link You will believe what we say because we are ABC news This is worth sitting through the "free pass" ad to read. Key excerpt: This is the same shit that got us into the Iraq invasion. By fnord12 | April 9, 2007, 12:59 PM | Liberal Outrage| Link Tai Chi Protects Against Shingles In a controlled study of adults vaccinated against varicella zoster virus, those who had earlier been assigned to perform a westernized version of tai chi exercises had significantly higher levels of vaccine-stimulated cell-mediated immunity than did controls, found Michael R. Irwin, M.D., of the University of California at Los Angeles, and colleagues at UC San Diego. And even before they were vaccinated, tai chi alone helped those who practiced it to mount an immune response to varicella zoster virus comparable to that of patients half their age, the investigators reported in the April issue of the Journal of the American Geriatrics Society. If you're ever in Chinatown early in the morning, you'll see an army of senior citizens in the park. Some of them will be doing tai chi. Some of them will be doing some other crazy Chinese exercises that i've seen my grandparents do. I don't know what these exercises are. I don't know where they learned it. It seems like another one of those things that all old Chinese people just know to do. Considering how spry they all seem to be, i think they're on to something. Now, about tai chi. I like tai chi. I like the flow of movement, i like the balance required to do the form, i like that you need to be able to move different parts of your body in different directions and sometimes at different speeds. But it's not for everyone. It takes a long time to learn because for most people, it's not usual to need that much control over your body parts just to get by in your daily life. This alone is often very frustrating for many people. And because it's so low impact, you aren't going to get that immediate confirmation that you've done something. You aren't going to experience that muscle soreness that you would if you lifted weights or biked. It's going to seem like a waste of time with no measurable results. There are benefits, though. It's just that it takes a while to see them. And you really need to do the tai chi a few times a week to truly benefit. Doing the form on and off as your time allows isn't going to get you anything. But if you do have the patience to learn the entire form and take the time to practice it daily, you will start to see differences. Physically, you will have better balance, better flexibility. You may even find that you recover from illnesses and physical injury more quickly than you did before. Psychologically, you will feel more energized, less stressed. I confess, i'm a terrible student. I am one of those once-a-weekers. Except when i'm on vacation. Then i do it everyday, and it's great. It's especially great because then i get to do my tai chi on the beach next to a lake. If you ever want to test your balance, try pivoting on one leg in the sand. That's my tai chi endorsement. Anybody interested in learning, my teacher teaches for free. Every Monday at 6:30pm. By min | April 9, 2007, 11:57 AM | Science| Link Wondermark Let it be known that i have found these comic strips funny. Not in a particularly subversive or political or extraordinary way. They're just traditional funny comic strips. Like "I wish comic strips in newspapers were funny like this". By fnord12 | April 9, 2007, 11:36 AM | Comics | Comments (4) | Link Quick and dirty comic reviews I thought Omega Flight was great but the pace needs to pick up if it's gonna be a 5 issue mini. I knew i loved the art as soon as i saw Sasquatch. The first Annhilation: Heralds story confused me (am i supposed to remember these Centurians from Annihilation? i don't.) min pointed out a story-telling flaw in the art too - i think over all it was just rushed and hard to follow. And the second one i liked but i thought it wrapped up these great new menaces Giffen created way too easily. I've been having second thoughts about not getting Nova/Annhilation II. I hear Nova's gonna be on Earth for a bit and react to post-Civil War. That sounds interesting. Hmmmmmmmm. Iron Fist was good but maybe just a little bit too much history and not enough story? You know these guys love their comic books if they're bringing back the Steel Serpent which is nice, but it was a little overwhelming jumping from all these different character's (revised?) origins. it'll probably read better altogether. I'm a little wary that they're gonna give Iron Fist a major power up (showing that other IFs could "shoot" their chi, for example), but we'll see how that goes. Runaways - good, funny, etc. I just feel like i'm missing something having not read Runaways/Young Avengers Civil War and wondering if i should get it even though reviews have not been stellar. By fnord12 | April 9, 2007, 10:44 AM | Comics | Comments (4) | Link
*Sniffle* Nearly all the children in the study ate fresh tomatoes and several types of fruit at least weekly, while over half of them consumed them daily. Most of the children ate nuts regularly. It always comes back to fruits and nuts, doesn't it? By min | April 6, 2007, 1:28 PM | Science| Link Enough with the unlockables I agree with the overall sentiment in this editorial if not all the specific points (and he does a terrible job of defending himself in the comments). I am tired of having to earn things in the single player mode in order to play them in multiplayer. It always results in one person being so much better than all the other players because they've had alot more experience with the game. The unlockable stuff was cute when it first started showing up because it was just a few hidden extras. Now it's become a chore just to make the whole game available. This may have something to do with my demographic and the people i play with. We generally don't devote a lot of time to playing video games by ourselves. It's more about the multi-player for us. Now if games had 4 player co-op modes in which you could unlock things to later use in versus mode, that would work. By fnord12 | April 6, 2007, 1:15 PM | Video Games| Link Most foolish something, anyway A Fox news affiliate's poll on April Fools' Day. The question was who is the most foolish American. Looking at the data, the host declared... Britney Spears the winner. By fnord12 | April 6, 2007, 1:11 PM | Liberal Outrage | Comments (1) | Link Seymour Hersh interview From Rolling Stone. Excerpt: Yes. On the other hand, I would argue that some key operators, the Cheney types, they learned a great deal about how to run things and how to hide stuff over those years. From the press? What can be done to fix the situation? What's the main lesson you take, looking back at America's history the last forty years? Depressing, as usual. By fnord12 | April 6, 2007, 1:06 PM | Liberal Outrage| Link The end of an era In the same week as my triumph over Mega Man X, we also saw the end of my undefeated reign in our "kill Rod" (3-1 Team Slayer) Halo sessions. I lost 50-41. Very sad, but it's nice to have competition. We'll see if it was a one time fluke or the beginning of the end. By fnord12 | April 6, 2007, 1:02 PM | Video Games | Comments (1) | Link Exsanguination ex-san-gui-nate [eks-sang-gwuh-neyt] verb, -nat-ed, -nat-ing. By min | April 6, 2007, 9:14 AM | Science | Comments (1) | Link Are You Freakin Kidding Me? Cheney's still pushing the Al-Qaida/Saddam meme. What the hell is in this guy's Kool-Aid? However, a declassified Pentagon report released Thursday said that interrogations of the deposed Iraqi leader and two of his former aides as well as seized Iraqi documents confirmed that the terrorist organization and the Saddam government were not working together before the invasion. The Sept. 11 Commission's 2004 report also found no evidence of a collaborative relationship between Saddam and Osama bin Laden's al-Qaida network during that period. If he doesn't believe it and is just trying to perpetuate the lie, it seems like a weak strategy. I doubt they'd win over any new people. And i don't think it will bring back the people who initially supported the invasion but have since gotten sick of it. I just think there are newer, shinier things to use to stimulate the mouth foamers. And really, the Democrats voting thru that bill to bring the military home is enough to do it by itself. They don't need to know about al-Qaida or Saddam or any of that. As it's been demonstrated, nobody remembers who al-Qaida's supposed to be anyway. He just needs to stand there and say it's a bad bill. He doesn't really need to try to come up with reasons. I mean, they never have before. Why start now? And if he does believe what he's saying, he's a nutjob. I mean, he is a nutjob. No doubt about it. This just adds another dimension to his psychopathology. By min | April 6, 2007, 9:02 AM | Liberal Outrage| Link Who robs banks anymore? This happened right near here. There were tons of cop cars everywhere on the way home from work. By fnord12 | April 6, 2007, 12:16 AM | My stupid life | Comments (2) | Link
Your number's up, you have to go You were an apple pie clone living at home I don't need society By fnord12 | April 5, 2007, 10:02 AM | Music| Link Devil Geese The car behind me got rear ended. It got rear ended because the car behind them didn't notice in time that we were stopped and unmoving. We were stopped and unmoving because a goose was crossing the street and i didn't want to hit it. Note that we were completely stopped already when the second car rear ended the first. I did not stop short. I saw that the goose was going to be in my path and slowed down gradually. I had just taken my foot off the brake to start going again when i heard the tires were screeching. I didn't stay since i wasn't actually involved in the accident. Then, as i'm getting on the exit ramp to get off the highway, i see two more geese crossing from the side of the road onto the highway. Meanwhile, there's a truck/SUV behind me. And most of the jackasses coming down this ramp are going 60mph despite the red light at the end of it, so i didn't think my chances of him slowing down and not hitting me were very good. Luckily, there was enough of a gap between the two geese that i had a clear path with no chance of hitting them unless one of them decided to charge at me. So, on top of almost getting hit on Tuesday, i think mebbe someone's trying to tell me something.*
*there were no geese involved in Tuesday's incident.
By min | April 5, 2007, 9:21 AM | My stupid life | Comments (1) | Link Protecting you from Ted Nugent's naked wife If you're having trouble posting comments, please try clearing your cache. If that doesn't work, send us an email and let us know. By fnord12 | April 4, 2007, 7:09 PM | My stupid life | Comments (1) | Link Telepathic control or what? Go see here for video. It would almost be comical if these people weren't deranged psychopaths who've taken over our government. By fnord12 | April 4, 2007, 3:57 PM | Liberal Outrage| Link Hey and it worked, too. Imagine that. Blair: "Throughout, we have taken a measured approach, firm but calm, not negotiating but not confronting, either."" By fnord12 | April 4, 2007, 3:20 PM | Liberal Outrage| Link One of life's great accomplishments We all have moments in our lives where we accomplish the things we have long strived for. These are significant, life-changing moments. We essentially enter a new chapter in our lives. All the baggage, all the bothers of daily life no longer matter. Something has been accomplished. In my case, it was finally beating the last boss in Mega Man X after 13+ years of trying. I was inspired to try it again after a conversation after band practice last Friday night. I have a saved game prior to beginning the end gauntlet which is a series of four boards you must complete without saving. I tried on Sunday and couldn't beat the last boss (Sigma) when he goes into floating head mode. I tried again on Tuesday, and after my second try, i said "min, i think you better get the camera." Now then, on to Mega Man X 2. By fnord12 | April 4, 2007, 2:55 PM | Video Games | Comments (4) | Link Down With The Electoral College One more state has signed on to the agreement to bypass the Electoral College and go with the popular vote. Unfortunately, NJ is not that state. Gee, imagine that. Revising the system so that your vote actually counts for something. Crazy. By min | April 4, 2007, 2:45 PM | Liberal Outrage | Comments (4) | Link It's Just Manners I really don't think it's asking too much to expect a courtesy flush every once in a while. I really don't. By min | April 3, 2007, 2:52 PM | My stupid life | Comments (1) | Link The Public Library as an Asylum for the Homeless This one's pretty close to home. Some good excerpts: Although the public may not have caught on, ask any urban library administrator in the nation where the chronically homeless go during the day and he or she will tell you about the struggles of America's public librarians to cope with their unwanted and unappreciated role as the daytime guardians of the down and out. In our public libraries, the outcasts are inside. Public librarians are out of the loop altogether; our role in providing daytime shelter for the homeless is ignored. When, in an attempt to build my own useful network, I attended conferences on homeless issues, I was always met with puzzlement and the question: "What are you doing here?" The cost of this mad system is staggering. Cities that have tracked chronically homeless people for the police, jail, clinic, paramedic, emergency room, and other hospital services they require, estimate that a typical transient can cost taxpayers between $20,000 and $150,000 a year. You could not design a more expensive, wasteful, or ineffective way to provide healthcare to individuals who live on the street than by having librarians like me dispense it through paramedics and emergency rooms. For one thing, fragmented, episodic care consistently fails, no matter how many times delivered. It is not only immoral to ignore people who are suffering illness in our midst, it's downright stupid public policy. We do not spend too little on the problems of the mentally disabled homeless, as is often assumed, instead we spend extravagantly but foolishly. As a library administrator, I hear the public express annoyance more often than not: "What are they doing in here?" "Can't you control them?" Annoyance is the cousin of arrogance, not shame. By fnord12 | April 2, 2007, 6:45 PM | Liberal Outrage | Comments (4) | Link People make mistakes Especially when they are angry and tired. In the latest issue of Spider-Man, Peter said that his Aunt May's maiden name was Fitzgerald. In fact, her maiden name was Reilly (hence the Spidey clone taking the name Ben Reilly). But Peter's mother's maiden name was Mary Fitzgerald. People are saying that the mistake was due to bad editing or lazily looking the wrong name, confusing May with Mary (and likely it is due to something along these lines). But, Peter was angry, tired, and distraught over Aunt May's wound, and was potentially thinking something along the lines of "She's like a mother to me." I think it's entirely explainable that Peter got his wires crossed and picked the wrong maiden name given his emotional state. And Peter is a brilliant scientist who could easily have created non-dissolving webbing. It was something he was criticized for early on when he tried to sell his web formula. He probably went back and figured out how to do it but realized that he shouldn't try to sell it because it would give away his identity. Also, in the Spider-Man cartoon, Spidey meets an alternate reality version of himself who has created all sorts of different webbing/glue and made himself very rich. I don't know if that's true in the comics as well - it would have occurred in the 90s when i stayed well clear of the Spider-Man comics, but in the cartoon, the alternate universe Spidey wore the Web-Armor which definitely did appear in the comics. By fnord12 | April 2, 2007, 10:42 AM | Comics | Comments (3) | Link Snitch or Whistleblower? That's right. If your employer, co-worker, landlord, neighbor or father-in-law is raking in fistfuls of cash and bypassing Uncle Sam, you can anonymously report the abuse to the IRS and snag a windfall from their dishonesty. As long as the total amount of tax fraud comes out to at least $2 million -- including penalties, interest and whatever else the government ultimately collects based on your report -- you can get a 15%-to-30% cut. By min | April 2, 2007, 8:49 AM | Liberal Outrage| Link |