"There is something deranged about you... The excessive concern you have for ferrets is something you should examine with a therapist... There is something really, really very sad about you... This excessive concern with little weasels is a sickness...You should go consult a psychologist... Your compulsion about - your excessive concern with it is a sign that there is something wrong in your personality...You have a sickness, and I know it's hard for you to accept that...You need help." - Rudolph Giuliani

I offended some random woman last night with this information. I was speaking to mycroft3x about Mr. Giuliani's ferret rage, and some lady taking out her garbage shot me a look over her walker. Seriously.