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« Monkey Robot Army | Main | Things are looking ugly in Tibet » How is Rick Jones still alive?Rick Jones, sidekick to the stars, has learned a lot from the heroes he's partnered with. From Captain America he learned his fighting techniques. From Captain Mar-vell he learned military tactics and information about all the star-faring races. From ROM he learned that even walking toasters can be awesome. But what did he learn from his first partner, the Incredible Hulk? Answer: how to take a hit from a 3-ton monster and not get your neck snapped. Look at this history of abuse: Although to be fair, he did try to help Rick sometimes, too: By fnord12 | March 20, 2008, 2:01 PM | Comics CommentsThat last panel is ripe for parody. The Hulk is totally spitting in Rick's mouth. Superhero kink. Reference from SuperMegaMonkey : chronocomicRick gets slapped around all the time. Read More: Tales To Astonish #94-100Reference from SuperMegaMonkey : chronocomicIt's only issue #2 but the the long cycle of abuse for Rick Jones is already happening. Read More: Hulk #2Reference from SuperMegaMonkey : chronocomic(That scene with Rick above is how you know we're dealing with classic Hulk.) Read More: Hulk #320-323 |