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McCain Getting News From Alternate Earth

That's the only explanation for his outlook on Iraq.

"We are no longer staring into the abyss of defeat, and we can now look ahead to the genuine prospect of success," McCain said.

"The dramatic reduction in violence has opened the way for a return to something approaching normal political and economic life for the average Iraqi," McCain said.

If he were getting the newsfeed from this earth, he couldn't possibly have missed the surge in violence just last week after the Iraqi military thought it would be a spectacular idea to attack Basra. And then failed miserably. Mortars were dropping in the Green Zone, fercrhissakes.

Or it could be the happy pills that turns everything he looks at into rainbows and baby pandas.

By min | April 7, 2008, 11:20 AM | Liberal Outrage